let’s get a “W” tonight boys!
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
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i just accidentally scratched my parents car MY DAD IS SO PISSED OH MY GOD IM AN IDIOT
my mum asked what part was damaged and my dad said ‘well.. my heart mostly’
damn girl if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put H U G E D I C K together because that’d be funny as hell.. wait where are you going. date me…
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
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